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jess
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hey im jess and I am a bisexual ass who likes to draw stupid things



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Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
1.) find a life partner
2.) own a lot of dogs
3.) live in spain/mexico
Three Names You Go By:
1.) jess
2.) jessie
3.) bunny
Three Screen Names You Have Had:
1.) Lizeirro
2.) MiniMew3
3.) Tiny Bunny
Three Physical Things You Like About Yourself:
1.) my eye color
2.) my neck?
3.) my nose
Three Parts Of Your Heritage:
1.) germany
2.) ireland
3.) ...more germany
Three Things That Scare You:
1.) the feeling of absolute isolation 8^)
2.) people jumping out of the dark and hurting me
3.) BUGS
Three Of Your Everyday Essentials:
1.) video games
2.) drawing
3.) BED
Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1.) tank top
2.) my glasses
3.) shorts
Three Of Your Favorite Bands/Musical Artists:
1.) KISS
2.) Lynard Skynard
3.) ACDC
Three Of Your Favorite Songs:
1.) idfk
2.) whatever
3.) x
Three Things You Want In A Relationship:
1.) trust
2.) honesty
3.) care
Two Truths And A Lie (in no particular order):
1.) im bisexual
2.) ive never broken a bone
3.) i eat glass shards secretly
Three Of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1.) video games
2.) sleeping
3.) making cute noises/voices
Three Things You Want To Do Really Badly Right Now:
1.) binge watch Blind Date
2.) launch my enemies into a volcano
3.) go to canada/alabama for no particular reason
Three Careers You're Considering/You've Considered:
1.) veterinary
2.) volunteer
3.) making a sad attempt at a gaming youtube channel
Three Places You Want To Go On Vacation:
1.) mexico
2.) canada
3.) alabama
Three Kid's Names You Like:
1.) Kolton
2.) Olivier
3.) Katie
Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Girl:
1.) i use the word 'like' a lot irl
2.) i think baby animals are cute as HELL
3.) emotions
Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Boy:
1.) video games 24/7
2.) room is cluttered
3.) think about tiddies
im not christian, i'm just hungry for memes

[x] I've said or done something blasphemous or used the God's name in vain.

[ ] I worship different God to the God worshipped in Christianity.
[ ] I believe in some form of magic or sorcery.
[x] I'm Homosexual/Bisexual etc. (bi)
[ ] I'm non-binary gender. 
[x] I've told lies or been dishonest. 
[x] I've sworn at/ignored/rebelled against my parents. 
[ ] I've been drunk.
[x] I've had sexual fantasies.
[x] I've worn gold. 
[ ] I've mislead/manipulated someone. 
[x] I've worn polyester or any other fabric blend. 
[x] I have/plan to get a tattoo.
[x] I've masturbated/pulled out during sex/spat after oral.
[ ] I've eaten shellfish. 
[x] I've eaten pork. (blech)
[x] I've read and believe horoscopes and other forms of fortune telling. (I just read them)
[ ] I've had a divorce.
[ ] I've had sex before marriage. 
[ ] I've cheated on my partner.
[x] I've had evil/violent thoughts or imaginations.
[x] I've been or am depressed or anxious. 
[x] I've self-harmed. 
[x] I've got little to no fear of God. 
[x] I have disdain for God's law and word.
[x] I never pray. 
[x] I believe abortion should be a legal option. 
[ ] I'm infertile/sterile. 
[x] I'm stubborn. 
[x] I've used sarcasm. 
[x] I can be hateful to others.
[ ] I idolise something/someone other than God.
[ ] I've stolen something. 
[x] I've flirted with someone. 
[x] I've been suicidal. 
[] I'm baptised and do not believe in Jesus/not baptized at all. 
[x] I've ingested blood. (my own, after biting my lips too much.)
[x] I've put my own cares before God. 
[ ] I've accepted a bribe. 
[x] I do not go to church.
[ ] I've boasted of my achievements. 
[x] I've threatened someone. 
[ ] I've dressed indecently. 
[ ] I've felt pride. 
[x] I've felt lust.
[x] I've been envious. 
[x] I've been a glutton. 
[] I've been greedy. 
[] I've felt wrath. 
[x] I've been lazy. 

IF YOU HAVE NOT FELT ANY THE ITALIC PART (or at least half of this meme) YOU ARE NOT HUMAN.
Or you are lying to your self. XD

(hey fuck off whoever made this)


1-10   = Everyone makes mistakes, confess and you'll be welcomed into Gods Kingdom.
11-20 = You're a sinner, but you can still be saved by confessing those sins.
21-30 = Confess now and beg saviour!
31-40 = You're going to hell.
41-50 = You are the Anti-Christ…


lol if i counted right i got 27
splatoon is 
splatoon guys
its so fun
omg.
stolen from :iconwoop17: aka WOOPIE GOLDBURG

1. Name: jessucka
2. Nickname(s): jess, bun
3. Birthday: November 15
4. That makes you: 16
5. Where were you born: Chapel Hill, NC
6. Location right now: NC
7. Shoe size: like 6 or something
8. How many piercings?: 0
9. Tattoos?: no
10. When you wake up you're: :iconblowitallupplz:
11. When you're about to sleep you're: :iconimbishieplz:
12. Zodiac sign: Scorpio
13. Chinese sign: Tiger
14. Righty or Lefty: Right-handed
15. Innie or Outie: Inni
16. School: lololol internet safety
 
Section Two: Looks

17. Nationality: Caucasian
18. Hair color: red, but naturally light brown
20. Weight: like 104 or somethin
21. Height: 5'4"
22. Braces?: yes
23. Glasses?: Yes

Section Three: Private Life

24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend?: Yes
25. If so, who?: >W<
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone?: N/A
27. Who has a crush on you?: >W<
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf?: No
29. Who was your first kiss: no lol
30. Who was your last kiss: no lol
31. Are you a virgin?: Yes
32. Ever had a threesome before?: No
33. NQ- Every been swarmed by ladybugs?: YES
34. Have you ever been in love?: Yes
35. Broken any hearts?: omg. i think I have.
36. Got your heart broken?: yes
37. Ever liked a friend?: Yes
38. What happened?: i should probably tell them but that would be super awk

Section Four: Past Relationships 

39. How many relationships have you been in?: 4?
40. How many were serious enough to count: 2
41. Who were those serious ones: <qmdbn
42. NQ- Who used to be your best friend: someone named michelle
43. What made them different: she was super fun, shared interests, we played DSi games
44. What happened: we changed, she moved
45. Best boy/girlfriend: <WMm
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: adsfad
47. Ever been kissed: no
48. Who do you want back: my asian best friend who moved away : (
49. Who do you regret: Nobody
50. Why?: N/A

Section Five: Favourites

51. Song: any classical rock
52. Movie: Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron
53. Food: Tomato Soup
54. Drink: Milk
55. Store: Gamestop
56. Television show: supernatural
57. Holiday: Halloween
58. Book: I forgotted
59. Ice cream: lemon 
60. Sweets: chocolates
61. Chips: tostito
62. Type of music: rock/classic rock/chill/techno
63. Artist: fredbearsfamilydinner :>
64. Word: butthurt
65. Time of day: 2 AM
66. Dressing: ketchup
67. Alcoholic drink: DuckRabbit
68. Color(s): pink, light blue
69. Piece of clothing: my oversized shirt
70. Character: Fox Mulder from the X-Files
71. Smell: citrus
72. Shampoo: idfk
73. Soap: dove?
74. Smiley: :iconnoobplz: 
75. Board game: Cards Against Humanity, Apples to Apples, Scrabble
76. Sport: Soccer, Archery, Horseback Riding
77. Number: 3
78. Quote: "You told me you had answers." -Fox Mulder  

79. Animal: bunnies
80. Actor: Duchovny
82. Vegetable: celery
83. Fruit: tomato
84. Place to be: Home
85. Thing in your room: my computer
86. Gum: idk
87. Shape: triangle?
88. Country: Germany, Spain, mexico
89. Mall: Southpoint and Northgate
90. Car: anything that gets me from point A to point B
91. Boy's name: Travis
92. Girl's name: Ashlyn
93. Family member: my dog
94. Restaurant: i forgot
95. Movie place: idk
96. Person to go to the movies with: friends
97. Noise: white noise, screaming, rain
98. Brand of shoe: idk
99. Brand of clothing: IDK
100. Body part of a chicken: beak
101. Swear word: shit
102. Month: June
103. Possession: my 3ds
104. Team: WILDCATS
105. Season: spring/summer
106. Radio station: idk
107. Magazine: MAD, PlayBoy ; )))), CoroCoro
108. Favorite grade: 5th
109. Least favorite grade: middle school, 9th grade
110. Teacher: i forgot like all my teachers 
111. Least favourite teacher: my PE teacher (thank FUCK he retired)
112. Subject: Art! Animal Sciences
113. Subject to talk about: Video games, internet, actual random things

Section Six: Family

114. Who's your mom?: A psychiatrist
115. Who's your dad?: computer nerd/IT
116. Any step-parents?: No
117. Any siblings?: no
120. Coolest: Los Padres
121. Loudest: MY DOG
122. Best relative: my grandmum
123. Worse relative: Shitty uncle
124. Do you get along with your parents?: yes
125. With your siblings?: N/A
126. Does anyone understand you?: LOLOL IM S0 MISUNDRSTOD!!1
127. Do you have any pets?: Yes
128. If so, what kind and name?: a dog, midnight
129. If not, what do you want as a pet?: i want a bunny
 
Section Seven: School

131. Are you still in school?: ye
132. Did you drop out?: no
133. Your current GPA: no
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: don't get to
135. ABC's?: ???
136. Favorite class?: Art, Sciences
137. Play any sports at school?: No
138. Are you popular?: no
139. Favourite memory: idk
140. Most humiliating moment: STUTTERING WHEN DOING PRESENTATIONS
141. Funniest moment: Someone I used to know spurted milk from their nose from laughing too hard
142. Most scared moment: the entirety of middle school ..bullied.jpeg

Section Ten: Do you

179. Smoke: No
180. Do drugs: No
181. Drink alcohol: No
182. Cuss: too much
183. Sing in the shower: No
184. Like school: Yes
185. Want to get married: idk
186. Type with all of your fingers: yes
187. Think you're attractive: No 
188. Drink and drive: NO
189. Snore: apparently a tiny bit
190. Sleep walk: No
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: neither lolololol

Section Eleven: Have you ever

192. Flashed someone: no
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: No
194. Told that person how you felt: wat
195. Been arrested: No
196. Gone to jail or juve: No
197. Skateboarded: No
198. Skinny dipped: ye
199. Rock climbed: No
200. Killed someone: wat
201. Watched porn: maybe 
202. Gone on a road trip: yes
203. Went out of the country: yes
204. Talked back to an adult: Yes
205. Broken a law: Yes :C
206. Got pulled over: No
208: Cried to get out of trouble: i don't remember, probably yes
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: does listening to what they have to say count
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: no
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: no
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: ye
213. Moon someone: nop
214. Shop-lifted: Yes, but i was like 3
215. Worked at McDonald's: No
216. Eaten a dog: No
217. Give money to a homeless person: yes
218. Glued your hand to yourself: yes
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: lkdf
220. Had a one night stand: No
221. Smoked: No
222. Done drugs: No
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: no
224. Slap someone for being stupid: no
225. Had cyber sex: only 4 laughs
226. Wish you were the opposite sex?: like sometimes
227. Caught someone doing something: ..yes 
228. Played a game that removes clothing: no
229. Cried during a movie: yes
230. Cried over someone: yes
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: Yes
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: No
233. Ran away from home: No
234. Cheated on a test: Yes

Section Fourteen: Future

289. Dream job: veterinary
290. Dream house: something by a lake, or rains a lot
291. Husband/Wife: I don't kno-
292. Kids: maybe
293. Names: ?
294. Pets: bunny, millions of dogs
295. Car: somethin with good mileage
296. Age you would want to get married: idc
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: probably jess r
298. Honeymoon: germany/spain

Section Sixteen: The last

325. Thing you ate: ice pop
326. Thing you drank: water
327. Thing you wore: Underwear
328. Thing you did: got angry at windows
329. Place you went: outdoors
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: N/A
331. Person you saw: me mum
332. Person you hugged: me dog
333. Person you kissed: n/a
334. NQ- Person you beat to a juicy pulp: N/A
335. Person you talked to online: some nerd on steam named "COW!!!"

336. Person you talked to on the phone: mom
337. Song you heard: Kashmir, Led Zeppelin
338. Show you saw: animes
339. Time you fought with your parents: like idk
340. Time you fought with a friend: neveur!!1loLo idk tho
341. Words you said: "goddamn those kids."

Section Seventeen: Now

343. What are you eating: Nothing
344. What are you drinking: Nothing
345. What are you thinking: "THOSE DAMN KIDS"
346. What are you wearing: tank top, shorts
347. What are you doing: typing

349. Hair: d
350. Mood: angry
351. Listening to: children screaming, barking
352. Talking to anyone: Nope
353. Watching anything: Nope


Section Twenty: Opinions

388. What do you think about classical music: it's ok
389. About boy bands: neh
390. About suicide: no plz
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: stop
392. About teen pregnancy: lol planned parenting
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: working, doing stuff I like
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: my friends
395. About gay men: it's their sex life, not mine

Section Twenty-One:

396. Do you have a website: no
397. Current weather right now: sunny
398. Current time: afternoon
399. Any shout outs: TO GOD!!1 U GOTZ ME DIS FAR!!
400. Last thoughts: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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thank for gimp advice, senpai
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This is someone else's art. If you don't like the way they draw things, then don't even bother! 
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